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For the one who has everything

Give them penicillin. Or e.coli. Or, in the particular case of my brother, a plushy herpes virus shaped like a little sun. He has strange friends.

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/

The brain cells in particular call out to me. I used to have dreams in which these shapes appeared, generally pulled out of slits in my arm. They scared me then. They scare me now.

Back to smellies methinks.

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sack_boy
Dec. 10th, 2008 06:24 pm (UTC)
Hehe - the egg has a pink ribbon and the sperm has a blue ribbon.
smokingboot
Dec. 11th, 2008 01:49 pm (UTC)
At least they ain't selling plushy umbilicals...
hooverpig
Dec. 10th, 2008 06:43 pm (UTC)
Oooh! I want syphilis!

No, wait...
smokingboot
Dec. 11th, 2008 01:48 pm (UTC)
Chlamydia is prydia!
ravenrigan
Dec. 10th, 2008 07:00 pm (UTC)
is it just me thinks they are really cute?

It probably IS just me, and in my defense I have been wrapping normal cuddly toys all week for the kiddies Christmas party, and some of those bastard things are REALLY HIDEOUS! Bright blue teddybear anyone? Ir a toy rat with a sticky out belly button and a tartan collar.

This stuff is donated by the public, and while some of it is "Really CoolTM" some of it you have to wonder what they were thinking.

Or paerhaps your little darling in a multi ethnic area with a large muslim population would really appreciate a selection of extremely improving Christian Literature?

Or (my personal favourite) a build yourself a cardboard guillotine (complete with cardboard French Aristocrat). Thats the only one so far that has gone in the "too tasteless pile". I think it's cool, but I can imagine it going to the wrong person and me getting sued! The improving literature is in the "too naff" pile.

Tomorrow I have to find somewhere in Tottenham to buy snazz. Guess who has been drafted in to help with the facepainting. AS well as running crowd control on Santa's Grotto.
smokingboot
Dec. 11th, 2008 01:47 pm (UTC)
Me, me, give me the guillotine! Or keep it yourself and do something with it for Saturnalia!

ravenrigan
Dec. 11th, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
When IS Saturnalia? If it's the 17th I will be not be going, as my plan post kiddies party mostly involves going Gnnnngghhhhaaaaahhhh and wrapping myself around a nice quiet and very LARGE drink at home while peeling off my latex Elf Ears, putting my principal Boy boots up on a handy pouffe, and watching the crappiest telly I can find on Sky!

And gibbering some more.

I don't think I can cope with Pagans and small children in the same evening!
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