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One final word on weddings

I guess I could do it. But only if I get to wear this:

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nyarbaggytep
Oct. 7th, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
Tampon lady!
smokingboot
Oct. 8th, 2009 06:39 am (UTC)
Mais no string?
nyarbaggytep
Oct. 8th, 2009 06:33 pm (UTC)
Might have to unravel a little bit at the hem...
semyaza
Oct. 7th, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
Is it meant to look like a judicial willy warmer or is that just me?
(no subject) - irdm - Oct. 7th, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC) - Expand
semyaza
Oct. 7th, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
One could start a cottage industry.
(no subject) - irdm - Oct. 8th, 2009 02:01 am (UTC) - Expand
semyaza
Oct. 8th, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
A simple PDF file with instructions for self-measurement using a sheet of A4 (or A3) paper and a felt tip pen should do the trick.
(no subject) - irdm - Oct. 8th, 2009 05:22 am (UTC) - Expand
smokingboot
Oct. 8th, 2009 06:39 am (UTC)
It is indeed a crochet condom.
velvet_the_cat
Oct. 7th, 2009 11:14 pm (UTC)
That is rather special.
smokingboot
Oct. 8th, 2009 06:41 am (UTC)
See, the deal with this is that one could be wearing some truly astonishing lingerie beneath, and wouldn't have to worry about suspenders etc spoiling the lines of the garment...
cat_that_walks
Oct. 8th, 2009 01:14 am (UTC)
No comment.
smokingboot
Oct. 8th, 2009 06:41 am (UTC)
You like the shoes. I can tell.
cat_that_walks
Oct. 8th, 2009 08:03 am (UTC)
Well, they`re shoe shaped, but not my style.
caddyman
Oct. 8th, 2009 08:22 am (UTC)
I cannot think of any comment that adds to this debate...
smokingboot
Oct. 8th, 2009 05:30 pm (UTC)
Now consider, in true time lord stylee...the bride walks up the aisle in that dress, stops every now and and crouches/genuflects. From under the costume, a bridesmaid pops out in a miniature version of that outfit. The bride deposits a further bridesmaid from under the outfit every 5th pew or so. Kind of like laying an egg...

Can you see it yet?
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smokingboot
Oct. 8th, 2009 05:30 pm (UTC)
It must! It must!
blackcurrants
Oct. 8th, 2009 02:49 pm (UTC)
For some reason I keep thinking of living chess pieces. Or the playing-card figures from Alice in Wonderland.
Not sure why my mind is so very clean, today...
smokingboot
Oct. 8th, 2009 05:31 pm (UTC)
Hmm, I'm worried about you. Though I like the idea of the groom waiting at the altar wearing a horse's head...
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