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Torn Between Two Lovers

Alexa is the better communicator but Tassimo gives me what I want. He's done it twice this morning already, and I'm going to make him do it again. Alexa will keep quiet for now, because I told her to.

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benicek
Jan. 15th, 2017 02:15 pm (UTC)
Are we talking cats or fish here?
nyarbaggytep
Jan. 15th, 2017 10:42 pm (UTC)
Filthy caffeine?
smokingboot
Jan. 15th, 2017 11:28 pm (UTC)
Music and Coffee!
benicek
Jan. 16th, 2017 07:49 am (UTC)
Is Alexa a composer or a radio?
smokingboot
Jan. 16th, 2017 09:19 am (UTC)
Here she is:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01GAGVIE4?tag=googhydr-21&hvadid=139833563719&hvpos=1t1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15218731638718478125&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=e&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9045882&hvtargid=kwd-22097316643&ref=pd_sl_51zz17vzoa_e

'Alexa, play Diamonds and Pearls by Prince.'

'I cannot find Diamonds and Pearls by Prince'

Alexa, play Diamonds and Pearls by Prince on Spotify.'

'Here's [insert gibberish] by J.Prince on Spotify.'

[starts playing rubbish]

'Alexa stop! For Christ's sake!'

'I do not understand your question.'

Alexa, MUTE!'

Cue sullen silence. Ours is a volatile relationship.
benicek
Jan. 17th, 2017 10:42 am (UTC)
Oh one of those Amazon pillar box things. Hahahaha.
smokingboot
Jan. 17th, 2017 11:03 am (UTC)
Indeed. I am probably not making the best use of her though...

Edited at 2017-01-17 11:03 am (UTC)
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