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Trump Spell

Get up Boot, you must go.

Go now. Go.

Get up and go.

Go!

My get up and go has... Yes. Exactly that.

Gad.

While I procrastinate in the hope that someone is going to phone me up and say my intervention isn't necessary, I'll just note my response to the massive spell various witches across the country are hoping to place on Donald Trump, courtesy of a particularly unflattering photo of him.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-spell-cast_us_58af3de7e4b0780bac27692a

I know lots of magical practitioners and far be it from me to decry their beliefs So, forgetting rational skepticism but keeping it internally consistent, let's assume a huge curse would get rid of Trump. No guarantee about what follows then, is there? OK, it's not a curse/hex, it's a binding. Well, all sorts of things could be binding Trump all ready.He could be bound by blackmail material, by loans or promises he made once upon a time. He could be bound by Putin, or big business, or whoever.

Though I wander the realms of the barmy as a scout familiar with the lay of the land, I honestly think there are better things to do with one's energy; it isn't even a one-off! The spell's to be repeated every month until he's gone! There could be unforeseen consequences: the laws of sympathetic magic might result in puzzled practitioners staring at their suddenly shrunken hands, or developing little white circles round their eyes. Worst of all,a psychic link might occur, til the magical presence of the POTUS can be felt by the practitioner everywhere, growing stronger and stronger. Time may come when one sits in front of a mirror by candlelight, speaks the spell and opens  eyes in time to see one's reflection:




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Edited to add: Reprieve! The power of the Magical Trump Troll protects me!

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